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Deviations

Welcome to “Deviations” where I write funny quotes and stories from our lives! Many of these will be PG-13…

  • *Gavin realizing that lust and slut are anagrams*: and what do you do when you lust?? You slut.
  • Gavin: All trucks are gay because they love riding people’s butts.
  • Gavin: With great power comes great anxiety.
  • Once while Gavin and I were in London, we were on a trail at a beautiful overlook and while walking towards the lookout, this kid approximately eleven years old starts walking towards us, and, while making eye contact, rubbed his nipples in circles. If Gavin hadn’t been there to witness this I would have thought I had been hallucinating.